I’ve been thinking about these graphics that depict the cambrian explosion as a LITERAL big bang explosion all day. They’re so fucking funny to me

canbedone / Adobe Stock

Literally kaboom

🤣🤣🤣

This is next level

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

if i could have any superpower it would be to have my teeth be brushed without having to move or even think about it. just every morning and night like clockwork, it’s already done for me.

ppl are always like oh if i went back in time i would teach them all about electricity. well, i don’t know about electricity. i don’t know how to build a michaelwave. i would be the stupidest motherfucker in the 16th century. i wouldn’t know who the king is. i don’t know how to use a tinderbox. i can’t ride a horse. the only good thing about me is my immunity to super mega smallpox